I've been inspired by an article in Crikey today to get some interesting Werbeloff takes on our local theatre industry. 
According to Crikey;
There are two ways to werbeloff:
Classic werbeloff: Convey a current news story, literary or popular classic using the elements of polar opposites plus a racial epithet (e.g. fat/thin, tall/short, wog skip dago poofter etc) with a brief contrary exchange, followed by onomatopoeic gunfire or mimicry thereof.
Freestyle werbeloff: The same, using a limited palette of racial slurs, "sick" "chick" "totes" "mate" and a few other terms, in such a disdainful way that not even the desperate "politically incorrect" right would want to own it.
For instance, there were a few theatre examples in today's edition.
(Romeo and Juliet). There were these two wogs fighting and the fatter wog said to the skinnier wog, "Oi bro, your brother Romeo slepsht with my cousin Juliet" and the other one said "Nah man, he didn’t for sh-t, eh" and so Romeo took some fully sick poison and Juliet pulled out a gun and went Chk Chk Boom.
(Medea). This full bitch wog chick gets back at her bloke Jase cos he got off with some rich chick when he was on a footy trip by fully shooting her own kids, Chick Chick Boom!
(On The Merchant of Venice). The big nosed wog said to the skinny wog "Oi bro, you ripped me off eh, I'm going to get my fully sick boys to cut a pound of flesh from you", the skinny wog said "no you wont for sh-t eh cos you cant take a drop of blood" then he looked at the big nosed wog and said Rip Rip Jew.
So tonight, like, I'll be going to Ruben Guthrie where this ad guy, who's the total bomb, decides to like give up the booze and shit. But then his skip boss starts to get sick on his arse. But then, like, the ad guy says, "no way, you can stick that shit, I'm goin wiv ma fully sick boyz to AA Bro."
Any more?
According to Crikey;
There are two ways to werbeloff:
Classic werbeloff: Convey a current news story, literary or popular classic using the elements of polar opposites plus a racial epithet (e.g. fat/thin, tall/short, wog skip dago poofter etc) with a brief contrary exchange, followed by onomatopoeic gunfire or mimicry thereof.
Freestyle werbeloff: The same, using a limited palette of racial slurs, "sick" "chick" "totes" "mate" and a few other terms, in such a disdainful way that not even the desperate "politically incorrect" right would want to own it.
For instance, there were a few theatre examples in today's edition.
(Romeo and Juliet). There were these two wogs fighting and the fatter wog said to the skinnier wog, "Oi bro, your brother Romeo slepsht with my cousin Juliet" and the other one said "Nah man, he didn’t for sh-t, eh" and so Romeo took some fully sick poison and Juliet pulled out a gun and went Chk Chk Boom.
(Medea). This full bitch wog chick gets back at her bloke Jase cos he got off with some rich chick when he was on a footy trip by fully shooting her own kids, Chick Chick Boom!
(On The Merchant of Venice). The big nosed wog said to the skinny wog "Oi bro, you ripped me off eh, I'm going to get my fully sick boys to cut a pound of flesh from you", the skinny wog said "no you wont for sh-t eh cos you cant take a drop of blood" then he looked at the big nosed wog and said Rip Rip Jew.
So tonight, like, I'll be going to Ruben Guthrie where this ad guy, who's the total bomb, decides to like give up the booze and shit. But then his skip boss starts to get sick on his arse. But then, like, the ad guy says, "no way, you can stick that shit, I'm goin wiv ma fully sick boyz to AA Bro."
Any more?
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3 comments:
Nice, very funny. Not a bad english lesson either.
(Othello). so this little white guy goes up to the big black guy and goes 'hey mate, your chick gone slept with that skinny wog.' and the black guy goes, 'nah mate, she didn't for shit.' 'fully mate' goes the white guy, 'fully.'
so the big black guy goes up to his chick, pulls out his glok and goes...
(Guess ...) Well, there's this pretty dumb b*tch man who can't like speak English, right? So this old guy and his p**fter mate like try and turn her into some kind of fancy princess or somethin, eh. Anyways, they go to this fancy f*cking ball thing, like whatever, and she f*ckin does all their heads in and f*ckin shows em, eh.
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