Actor Exposed!!

Shock horror. Quick! Man the doors and don't let a single one in!

Today's The Daily Telegraph has gone hard-core for some real breaking news.

The front page screams "BUSTED! CAUGHT IN THE ACT"

This is then followed by "Labor's 'Tradie' is a full-time Robbie Williams impersonator".

Imagine. An actor playing one of those characters off a political advertisement. Who would have ever thought??

The bright spark at the Telegraph that's dug deep to pull this astonishing story out, Justin Vallejo must have got that rush of adrenalin knowing that he has exposed one of the all time cons... All of those people that appear in commercials, are actors!

"By day, he wears the faded blue collar work gear of a disgruntled Howard Battler in Labor's election campaign assault. By night, however, actor Trent Bowater throws off the shackles of the costume department's tradie rags to become "Robbee" Williams - impersonator extraordinaire."
The discovery by Vallejo is apparently a "major embarrassment for the ALP".

But his investigations didn't stop there.

The woman in the other ALP advertisement that questions Prime Minister Howard's assertion that things haven't been so good is... wait for it... "Emma Jane Hyland, a professional voice actor who can be heard on various radio and TV commercials".

Goodness. Whatever will we do?

Unfortunately, Vallejo doesn't dig deeper. What about all those people on All Saints... are they not real either? Or CSI Miami... you mean that chap with the red hair is just saying lines?

What about the other people I see on TV? John Howard? Is he an actor too? Who is John Howard really..?? I mean, there has been a lot of things that he says that doesn't make sense to me you know. But now I understand... he is just the victim of a bad script writer!

Oh, joy, what a relief!